Challenge Completed
It's all over and I pulled it off - 30,000 hands in less than week. It took 30.50 hours to accomplish and I ended up in the positive but below my normal win-rate, which I guess is expected.
FINAL NUMBERS:
Hands: 30,113
Profits: +$621.25
Bonuses: +$100
Prop Winnings: +$325
GRAND TOTAL: $1,046.25
Not a bad week of poker. Here's the graph:

You might notice I enjoyed a really rough last session. I guess poker didn't want me to let this get to my head. Here are the two hands that account for that spike downward:
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players -
UTG: $50.00
UTG+1: $29.40
UTG+2: $63.05 - 31/15/inf over 30 hands
MP1: $61.80
MP2: $50.50
CO: $57.45
Hero (BTN): $54.50
SB: $50.50
BB: $57.85
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 7
7
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $1.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold
Flop: ($5.00) J
6
A
(3 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero checks
Turn: ($5.00) A
(3 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero checks
River: ($5.00) 7
(3 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 bets $3.50, Hero raises to $12, SB folds, UTG+2 raises to $25, Hero raises to $52.40, UTG+2 raises to $61.55 all in, Hero calls $0.60 all in
Final Pot: $111.00
UTG+2 shows J
A
(a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
Hero shows 7
7
(a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
UTG+2 wins $108.00
(Rake: $3.00)
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players -
Hero (SB): $105.90
BB: $50.50
UTG: $100.15
UTG+1: $50.50 - 13/9/3
MP: $112.95
CO: $25.00
BTN: $53.25
CO posts a big blind ($0.50)
Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is SB with K
K
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $2.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $5.50
Flop: ($17.00) 7
6
4
(2 players)
Hero bets $13, UTG+1 raises to $26, Hero raises to $75.45, UTG+1 calls $16.50 all in
Turn: ($102.00) 4
(2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($102.00) T
(2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $102.00
Hero shows K
K
(two pair, Kings and Fours)
UTG+1 shows A
A
(two pair, Aces and Fours)
UTG+1 wins $100.00
(Rake: $2.00)
I knew there would be a dip near the end lol.
Congrats mate awesome work. Its funny to see you did 30K in 30.5 hours. Your next prop bet should be 30K hands in 30 hours straight! Now that should get you some action. Just have a ice bath to the right of your mouse pad.
Good game and well played mate