Talking Crap

Posted by icemonkey9 on Feb 4, 2010 in General | 1 comment

Okay it's late and I just finished up writing another article and now I'm bored.  So I hop on Stars and see what pros are online and I see Ivan Demidov is playing 400nl 6max.  He proceeds to 5bet shove A6o into KK AIPF and hits runner runner straight on the river.  The next hand another guy 4bets into Demidov who shoves 66 and gets looked up by JJ, but this time loses.

I have no idea why but I decided to talk some trash.  I never do this as an observer, but I'm somewhat out of my mind.  Anyways, I write in:

"Hey after those two hands you look like Ivan the Terrible.  Too much vodka at Moscow State tonight my friend."

I just found that funny.  Then I decide to tread on the racist line by looking up JC Alvarado who is playing $25-$50 against nobody (he's sitting out on empty tables).  Unfortunately I'm not allowed to chat as an observer at this table, but if I was I would have written something along the lines of JC sitting down with $10k total which would probably be about 20% of Mexico's entire GNP for 2009.  Oooooh snap.

For some odd reason I find of all people "nanonoko" playing $0.25-$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha.  WTF?!

I get to one of his tables:

"icemonkey9: hi nano, I love you"
"nanonoko: haha"
"icemonkey9: well in a platonic, man crush kind of way"

He's playing some idiot (I dunno maybe someone good) named "dbeckham777" and wins a big pot.

"icemonkey9: oooooh snap!  time to go back to posh and cry becks!"

No response.  I've overstayed my welcome.

Nobody else is on.  This is what happens when I get delirious.