So Which is Fact & Which is the April Fool’s?

Posted by icemonkey9 on Apr 1, 2010 in General | 10 comments

Let's play a game.  You try to pick which is fact and which is an April Fool's joke.  The winner who gets the most right will win $2 on PokerStars!!!

I will put a number next to each statement and your comment can include something like:

"Truth: #, # , #, #, #
Fool: #, #, #, #, #"

So here goes:

1. Today I started my first day working full time as an employee within the poker industry.  My home site that I will be developing content for is PokerNewsDaily.com!
2. Tiffany Michelle is carrying my baby, as she offered to be a surrogate mother for my wife.
3. My good friend from Sweden, Fredrik Paulsson, is actually the man behind the name, "Isildur1"
4. My father, who has never seen his own grandson and not seen my sister in 4 years, flew out this morning on a plane to see my distressed sister who's boyfriend kicked her out of his house last night over a fight that involved spilled milk.
5. My friend Dan is an awesome best friend but finds it impossible to install and run Kane's Wrath on his brand new PC.
6. In March of 2010, I had my third losing month of my poker playing life.
7. I have been soul crushing opponents at 2nl and 10nl HU on Absolute poker the last few days.
8. I once told a table full of tournament poker players that they were not only too stupid to spell poker, but probably couldn't even spell ESPN.
9. Instead of eating In n Out Burgers while my wife is away and enjoying life, I am drinking smoothies and working out.
10. Doyle Brunson gave me the inside word that his son Todd will be joining the cast of the new season of The Ultimate Fighter.
11. Tommy Vedes is not a tournament luckbox donk.
12. My friend Nick Custerson is an Aussie battler.
13. I am undefeated in three tries playing CCR (Credit Card Roulette)
14. In March, just about every damn person I knew that plays poker regularly ran worse than they have practically ever.
15. My pet dog, Mr. Duke (pug) once pooped out a toy mouse.
16. LOST has been a riveting watch all season long, with this one easily being the best season in the history of the show.

I'll accept answers through the 3rd.  GL ALL!